This is very good! Not the type of redneck jokes we hear.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are .
.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that
you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the
same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the USA !
Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL
FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST!
Friday, July 23, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
BEWARE Of The Fake Florida Tea Party
BEWARE THE FAKE TEA PARTY
ALLAN GRAYSON WANTS THE REAL TEA PARTY TO DIE
Latest: It is rumored that the ultra liberal Congressman Grayson is behind the “Political Party.” One of the leader, Doug Guetzloe, has admitted to receiving over $2000 in advertising from Alan Grayson.
Recently a Mr. Fredrick O’Neil registered “Tea Party” as a political party. He does not represent the sentiment of the Tea Party Movement, Florida Tea Party, nor Tea Party Patriots. We do not plan nor do we have the intention of starting a third political party. It is our belief that the political parties are a major reason why America is broke and heading toward bankruptcy. Starting a third party will only increase our problems. We must put pressure on the politicians of the Republican, Democrat, Independent Parties and tell them enough is enough. We want our representatives to listen to us, not a political party. Power must reside in WE THE PEOPLE!
Specifically you should be aware of three things:
?The person behind “Florida Tea Party” (political party) is Doug Guetzloe. He is a political consultant that is trying to use our movement to promote his candidate for governor—this is what he does for a living.
?Mr. O’Neil is not and never has been affiliated with the tea party.
?Mr. O’Neil & Guetzloe are trying to “hijack” our movement and turn it into the thing we are protesting for their own personal gain.
Warning! – A political party is attempting to hijack our name and movement. Their logo looks this
GRAYONS AFFILIATE Tea Party Nominee FOR United States Congress
8th District-
Peg Dunmire
GRAYONS AFFILIATE Tea Party Nominee FOR United States Congress
12th District-
Randy Wilkinson
Please do not give them any money. If you have given money, contact your bank and ask for a refund. Only donate to your local tea party/912 group. The official website for Florida Tea Party is FloridaTeaParty.com (http://floridateaparty.ning.com) and national tea party website is TeaPartyPatriots.org
Our sincere hope is that these political opportunists will see that America has been fooled by two parties and we don’t need another. The tea party movement will not be “bullied” by anyone. Several months ago we fought off attempts by GOP to take over the tea party movement when they tried unsuccessfully to have “Tea Party 2.0? conference calls. This recent attempt to “hijack” our movement will most likely not be the last. Please feel free to contact me for more information on this matter.
Sincerely,
Everett Wilkinson
Member of the National Leadership Council, Tea Party Patriots
Florida State Coordinator, Tea Party Patriots
Chairman, South Florida Tea Party
www.FloridaTeaParty.com
www.TeaPartyPatriots.org
everett@southfloridateaparty.org
ALLAN GRAYSON WANTS THE REAL TEA PARTY TO DIE
Latest: It is rumored that the ultra liberal Congressman Grayson is behind the “Political Party.” One of the leader, Doug Guetzloe, has admitted to receiving over $2000 in advertising from Alan Grayson.
Recently a Mr. Fredrick O’Neil registered “Tea Party” as a political party. He does not represent the sentiment of the Tea Party Movement, Florida Tea Party, nor Tea Party Patriots. We do not plan nor do we have the intention of starting a third political party. It is our belief that the political parties are a major reason why America is broke and heading toward bankruptcy. Starting a third party will only increase our problems. We must put pressure on the politicians of the Republican, Democrat, Independent Parties and tell them enough is enough. We want our representatives to listen to us, not a political party. Power must reside in WE THE PEOPLE!
Specifically you should be aware of three things:
?The person behind “Florida Tea Party” (political party) is Doug Guetzloe. He is a political consultant that is trying to use our movement to promote his candidate for governor—this is what he does for a living.
?Mr. O’Neil is not and never has been affiliated with the tea party.
?Mr. O’Neil & Guetzloe are trying to “hijack” our movement and turn it into the thing we are protesting for their own personal gain.
Warning! – A political party is attempting to hijack our name and movement. Their logo looks this
GRAYONS AFFILIATE Tea Party Nominee FOR United States Congress
8th District-
Peg Dunmire
GRAYONS AFFILIATE Tea Party Nominee FOR United States Congress
12th District-
Randy Wilkinson
Please do not give them any money. If you have given money, contact your bank and ask for a refund. Only donate to your local tea party/912 group. The official website for Florida Tea Party is FloridaTeaParty.com (http://floridateaparty.ning.com) and national tea party website is TeaPartyPatriots.org
Our sincere hope is that these political opportunists will see that America has been fooled by two parties and we don’t need another. The tea party movement will not be “bullied” by anyone. Several months ago we fought off attempts by GOP to take over the tea party movement when they tried unsuccessfully to have “Tea Party 2.0? conference calls. This recent attempt to “hijack” our movement will most likely not be the last. Please feel free to contact me for more information on this matter.
Sincerely,
Everett Wilkinson
Member of the National Leadership Council, Tea Party Patriots
Florida State Coordinator, Tea Party Patriots
Chairman, South Florida Tea Party
www.FloridaTeaParty.com
www.TeaPartyPatriots.org
everett@southfloridateaparty.org
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Mr. Obama - I'm Moving To Mexico
Dear President Obama:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family to Mexico
for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico ,
and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
I'm planning to move my family and extended family to Mexico
for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico ,
and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Why Americans Can't Find A Job
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA !
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA !
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
The Dawn Of A New Revolution
And so the second American revolution has begun. Not with a shot from a cannon, but with the betrayal of the American people by its elected leaders. I weep for you Washington. You know not what you have done. You have not helped a people. You have not furthered your cause. You have awakened a giant. A force to be answered to, not seen in over 100 years. Sleep well tonight our so called elected leaders. For peaceful sleep and comfort in the safety of what you considered your kingdom will be shattered by the deafening roar of the Republic. Not your so called Democracy, but the Democracy that our forefathers blood flowed for. The Democracy that our blood will flow for to right this great nation once again, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
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